Sunday, May 4, 2008

Did you ever wonder?

Did you ever look at a couch and wonder if a ghost was over there taking a nap?

Did you ever seen a guy with really white hair and wonder, albino or freakishly old guy?  

Did you ever wonder what happened to Alf since on the very last episode the government finally caught him and then the series was cancelled.  Wouldn't that be cool if they brought it back and created a sense of finality to its fans.  



What happened to me at Starbucks

While I was in the drive thru line at Starbucks I realized something.  I realized that this is the greatest country in the world.  I was struck by this revelation when I saw a kid on a segway scooter flying around the parking lot.  He was dressed as the one of history's greatest military and political figures, Julius Ceasar.  In this campaign, he was waging war against hunger by advertising for Little Ceasar's Pizza, which is of course, delicious.  Just think, there are people around the world literally starving to death, and this guy is doing doughnuts in the parking lot of a Safeway on a machine that costs thousands of dollars that walks for you.  That is America for you.  PS - I wish Little Ceasar's would bring back the square pizza.  It somehow tasted better.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Initial and official

Ok, after writing way too much on robot country's blog under the title, anonymous, I thought I might as well set up shop for myself and post my own useless and unhelpful observations.  I think blogs are terribly wonderful or wonderfully terrible.  I mean, who really cares about what happened to me on the way to starbucks, except for me.  And the thought of me coming home to write about it on the internet is stupid.  but here i am.  I am hoping maybe this experience will assist my understanding of how I became a thirty-something man-child.  i sincerely subscribe to the belief that "Generation X" stands for "x marks the spot of someone who will have fifteen different jobs in their lives."   The majority of which will suck in almost every way.  I realize this is an over-dramatization and an unfair stereotype.  Many of my friends are focused with successful careers. I remember in college I was hired at a shoe store at the mall.  I worked there exactly two days.  I quit after I had to watch a training video which stated that the average consumer did not realize they needed to purchase athletic socks with their shoes.  I mean it said it in a very creepy, assertive way, that made me realize I was not meant to sell shoes.