What happened to me at Starbucks

While I was in the drive thru line at Starbucks I realized something.  I realized that this is the greatest country in the world.  I was struck by this revelation when I saw a kid on a segway scooter flying around the parking lot.  He was dressed as the one of history's greatest military and political figures, Julius Ceasar.  In this campaign, he was waging war against hunger by advertising for Little Ceasar's Pizza, which is of course, delicious.  Just think, there are people around the world literally starving to death, and this guy is doing doughnuts in the parking lot of a Safeway on a machine that costs thousands of dollars that walks for you.  That is America for you.  PS - I wish Little Ceasar's would bring back the square pizza.  It somehow tasted better.