Did you ever wonder?

Did you ever look at a couch and wonder if a ghost was over there taking a nap?

Did you ever seen a guy with really white hair and wonder, albino or freakishly old guy?  

Did you ever wonder what happened to Alf since on the very last episode the government finally caught him and then the series was cancelled.  Wouldn't that be cool if they brought it back and created a sense of finality to its fans.  

What happened to me at Starbucks

While I was in the drive thru line at Starbucks I realized something.  I realized that this is the greatest country in the world.  I was struck by this revelation when I saw a kid on a segway scooter flying around the parking lot.  He was dressed as the one of history's greatest military and political figures, Julius Ceasar.  In this campaign, he was waging war against hunger by advertising for Little Ceasar's Pizza, which is of course, delicious.  Just think, there are people around the world literally starving to death, and this guy is doing doughnuts in the parking lot of a Safeway on a machine that costs thousands of dollars that walks for you.  That is America for you.  PS - I wish Little Ceasar's would bring back the square pizza.  It somehow tasted better.